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      <image:caption>When my daughter first heard They Might Be Giants’ “Particle Man”, she thought they said “Barnacle Man”. So I drew this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When my daughter first heard They Might Be Giants’ “Particle Man”, she thought they said “Barnacle Man”. So I drew this.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2018-10-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Presidential Showdown</image:title>
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      <image:title>Presidential Showdown - WASHINGTON VS LINCOLN</image:title>
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    <lastmod>2018-10-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>T.W.A.U. - ARTHUR VS TAFT</image:title>
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    <lastmod>2018-10-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Cracked Plaster</image:title>
      <image:caption>I don’t think we ever officially found them.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We were always worried about where the next beer would come from.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Cracked Plaster</image:title>
      <image:caption>I have no idea if this is what an acid trip looks like.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Cracked Plaster</image:title>
      <image:caption>I love this strip. I used a version of it in Fletcher’s Cave, too. I have a feeling other folks don’t find it as clever as I do…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Cracked Plaster</image:title>
      <image:caption>Looking back, I was in no position to offer anyone advice on picking a major.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We knew a Concord College student who was actually a Miss America contestant, so…this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>True story, except for the cracker nostalgia and the saltine-themed twinge of homophobia.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We got in trouble for this one, but I bet you can’t guess why…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Cracked Plaster</image:title>
      <image:caption>The editors of the paper censored an earlier week’s strip and then, after we complained, later ran the uncensored version with some smarmy commentary. (Granted, it was a good burn, but it was still smarmy.) This was our smarmy response to their smarmy response.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Coal jokes and holiday child abuse humor. Know your audience.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, Officer Rapp! Don’t even get us started on this guy.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Cracked Plaster</image:title>
      <image:caption>Our “KELLY CLARKSON!” moment 17 years before Steve Carell’s “KELLY CLARKSON!” moment.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2018-10-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>Fletch and Zack’s “meet cute”.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>***</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>***</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>***</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>***</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>If anyone ever had a graduate teaching “wilderness camp” experience, I would love to hear about it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>***</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>***</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>***</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>***</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ah, tenure. Good work if you can get it!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>Skill sets.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>Some days, it feels that my whole life is about managing estrogen imbalance...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>More skill sets.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>What is art?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>***</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>Poor Lisa Wickerman.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>Some parents prefer an empty nest.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>Love and bureaucracy.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>***</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>***</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>***</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>I still get final exam week dreams sometimes.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>A little 2001: A Space Odyssey humor for the end of 2000 that fell very, very flat because (1) people didn’t get it; (2) people got it but hated it; (3) people got it but were indifferent; (4) people didn’t bother to read it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Fletcher's Cave</image:title>
      <image:caption>Claims and evidence! Let’s break it all down with Toulmin’s model.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2019-02-14</lastmod>
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