Presidential Showdowns

Who is the presidential GOAT? The Spastic Fibber applies a complicated algorithm which compiles the data you need to judge for yourself.

WASHINGTON
VS.
LINCOLN

The Father of Our Country versus the guy who gave us the Emancipation Proclamation and the Gettysburg Address.

ARTHUR
VS.
TAFT

Everyone is special in his or her own way, I guess. Who makes it to the top tier of adequate presidents?

who
is
next?

Four presidents down, forty-one to go. (Well, forty if you count Grover Cleveland only once.) Contact the Fibber and cast your vote.