Dinosaurs are everywhere. What’s up with that?

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first public sighting

Some folks have known for years and shrugged their shoulders. Others orchestrated worldwide conspiracies to keep humanity in the dark.

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The rest of us had to find out on YouTube.

how they got here

Granted, a few popped up when cold, clinical corporate scientists reconstituted dinosaur DNA from ancient mosquitoes.

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But that’s not the whole story. (Only about 2% of it.)

what they’re up to

Some dinosaurs want to eat us. Others are bent on world domination. (These categories are not necessarily mutually exclusive.)

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But mostly, they’re just trying to go with the flow.